Yep. #MyGirl https://t.co/3Pz0kCbyDP
My dear wife. Please quit putting hand sanitizer on while you drive. You being safe from the flu is making me feel… https://t.co/5iGANxEMPo
“I buy my fish at Chicken Express.” Forest G.
Sometimes my wife will tell me to retire an expression. #ExpressYourself
I think I’m allergic to walking. My legs get real itchy every time I do. #ExerciseMyRightToSit
The pack of dogs are back. #DogTown
If you are in Amarillo or near your phone check this out. @craigontheair knows what’s up. https://t.co/65BUW1CuLY
I just looked in the mirror and couldn’t remember which way I part my hair. #RealLifeProblems https://t.co/CHh4JVsrey
Good morning to the pack of dogs barking outside my house.
We got a long night ahead. Brace yourself. https://t.co/ShuieyhCZS