Pasta twice in one day? Thank you Thursday.
She's got issues tonight.
My wife claps when they introduce the drummer. 😑
I don't know if my wife is throwing away leftovers or trying to gas me out. #PassTheBroccoli
@BetoORourke when are you coming to Dallas again?
Me buying groceries with my wife is her telling me to put the goldfish back.
Spilt salsa on my cast. #SalsaCast #ThankYouTuesday
Chaos is Aladdin?
Chaos is a ladder. #GameOfThrones https://t.co/NYZuAsJyKU
COME ON OUT ERRRRYBAAAAHDY!!! https://t.co/uG6MCgYOcv